So, like my laundry, I been sort of neglectful toward this blog over the past few months. You know how it is: like a long-term relationship, it ebbs and flows. You’re obsessed with it for awhile, but then you hit a dry patch and you find yourself alone, eating a pint of Peanut Butter Jam Session Ben & Jerry’s and watching the Tinker Bell movies on Netflix.
Then, as you start falling asleep earlier and earlier every night to ward off the crushing reality of The Rut, you fondly look back upon better days, when hope was high and life worth living [cinematographer: zoom in tightly on my face as I cry, then hand me my Oscar.] This blog and our various outlets across social media have brought Lance and I a lot of happiness, memories, and some truly wonderful people into our lives. It’s been a great project and while it’s been asleep, it hasn’t been forgotten.
We have some great stories we’ll be rolling out soon: Our first, magical trip to Disneyland and our experience at the exclusive Club 33, our annual pilgrimage to Dollywood, a prednisone-cursed trip to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and more. I’ll also share how we finally–after six years!–merged out finances and just narrowly avoided killing each other. MARRIAGE, man. It ain’t easy.
I will also try to pinpoint, after careful study, why exactly Lance and I work (and sometimes why we don’t). My theory does involve chicken fingers, so you have that to look forward to.
This blog has always been sort of weird. We’re not a gay blog, or a marriage blog, or a Disney blog. We’re just a mashup (a mixtape, if you’ll allow) of stuff we find interesting; basically a Tumblr, but with more words and less porn. Nevertheless, we’ve had fun with this little turd and we plan on giving you more reasons to laugh at (not with) us for a long time to come.
While we’re getting this bad boy off the ground, make sure to check us out across the rest of the Information Superhighway, where we actually have been sorta regularly posting: Instagram, Tumblr, Facebook.