To celebrate the more official beginning of the holiday season (let’s just pretend that Macy’s didn’t have their Christmas decorations up in late September), and since we’re ol’ Scrooges this year in need of more holiday spirit, Lance and I will be sending out the First Annual Lance + Jeff Christmas (or Holiday of Your Preference) Card!
That’s right! We’re gonna create customized, handcrafted, unique (and other artisan buzz-worthy words) holiday cards to celebrate the season the way it was meant to be celebrated: with cheap, “homemade” crafts covered in second-rate doodles.
If you would like us to create a personalized, one-of-a-kind holiday card for ya, please send a mailing address to email@example.com by Friday, December 14 and we’ll get one out to you post haste!
Don’t worry: we don’t have the energy or resources to spam your real-life mailbox. We’re too busy for that kinda nonsense.